Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Blog Mad Libs
Johnny Ramone of the Ramones had to issue a statement today to counteract a report that…
Metro-Funk
Old Spice released its annual list of the 100 Sweatiest Summertime Cities today. As it turns…
Wrinkle-Free Checking
Recently, my cozy little hometown bank merged with another cozy little hometown bank and a huge…
And Me Without My Coconut Radio
The producers of The Bachelor are in the early stages of creating a reality TV version…
Daytime TV News & Notes
A few notes from my marathon week of daytime television viewing. I love the Price is…
Obscurity in Straight Sets
Here’s a little quiz for you: The French Open is… a. …the newest taste sensation from…
Better Than the Prom in Carrie
I was listening to the local pop station while getting dressed this morning. The crazy and…
Try Aisle 9 Instead
You may find yourself in the following situation: You’re at the grocery store standing in front…
4-Hour Work Day
Let’s forget for a moment that NFL players, on average, make more than 1 million dollars…
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Gatorade is helping ESPN celebrate its 25th anniversary this summer by releasing an ESPN-flavored beverage. This…