Damn you George Lucas
Kudos on creating the world’s greatest money printing machine you handsome bearded bastard.
We’re Bringing Schlumpy Back
Where we talk about just giving up on making our family look presentable.
Other Things Donovan McNabb Doesn’t Know
It’s my natural born right as a Philadelphia fan to smear my favorite teams in a public forum.
My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!
The entirety of human knowledge in your pocket, but consulting the OED is too bothersome.
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow night:
WORLD CHAMPIONS… OF THE WORLD!
Philadelphia fans rejoice. Nearly three decades of pain has been eased this night. Thank you Phightin’ Phils!
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.
Halloween Week on Ranzino.com
Where we lie about how much content is coming this week.
