Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Secrets
As a kid, when no one was looking, I used to pour “Sugar in the Raw”…
Just Peanuts, Nothing Else
“What came with these?” “What?” “The peanuts.” “Oh those!” “Yes, the ones that are all over…
“Pork Chops and Applesauce”
I’ve got to admit… I dig on swine baby.
I Also Say “Whipper-Snapper” More Often Than Someone My Age Should
Confession time. I like things that are “old time-y.” If it looks like something Roger Miller…
It’s the Details That End Up Getting You
Because I’m a man, from time to time, I like to compete. I don’t know for…
SOYLENT PINK IS PEOPLE!
I’m willing to accept many things about the anthropomorphic animal residents of Richard Scarry’s Busytown at…
Spring is Sort of Here
Thank God.
SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab
The following is the best dinner-time discussion my son and I have had in weeks. Me:…
It Was a Quack Job
Parenting Tip #3 A toy is NEVER out of batteries. It is always ALWAYS broken… as…
