Since we love any grilled cheese related news here at, we thought we would be remiss if we did not report the results of the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship.

In a stunning performance reminiscent of a mid-life Kirstie Alley White Castle run, Sonya Thomas of Alexandria, VA packed away 26 grilled cheese sandwiches into her 100 lb frame in under 10 minutes. According to Sonya’s International Federation of Competitive Eating profile page, she also holds the world record for eating oysters, cheesecake, chicken tacos, and hamburgers.

I know what you’re thinking fellas, and the answer is YES, she’s single!