10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.
10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G
I would love it if they just came out and said, “It’s just skinnier this year. That’s it.”
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
Remember, judging others makes you feel better about how terrible you are.
Top 5 Parent Fears at the Seashore
Trips to the beach are fraught with parenting dangers real and imagined… but mostly real.
Top 5 Signs You May Not Be My Newest Flickr Contact
I mean the real reason is that no one uses the site anymore, but I digress.
Candy Corn
The world is split into two types of people: those who love candy corn, and those who are wrong.
And then, I Bludgeoned Him With My Chair…..
It really stands for “E”xtra. As in you’re extra annoying.