Tag: Marketing
Absorbency to the Max
Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that…
All the Chat That’s Fit to Moderately Disagree
“Uhhhh…. I think I’ll select option C?”
You Won’t Believe What Happened Next…
Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.
Triple-Bypass Burger
Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…
In Desparate Need of a Line Break
The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…
Will It Blend?
I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve used a blender in…
Po-tay-toh Pa-tah-toh
The Durkee-Mower company, makers of the magically delicious foodstuff Marshmallow Fluff, are suing Williams Sonoma for…
Biodegradable Delicates
Are you tired of wearing that same old pair of underwear day after day after day?…
A Bone You Say? Why Yes That Would Be Lovely
I got a great piece of SPAM in my Inbox today. That’s right, now for only…
Can She Bake a Cherry Pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
In case you missed it, January 23 was National Pie Day as declared by the American…