Category: Current Events
Recreational Boaters for Vague Generalities
On the heels of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, it seems another anti-Kerry veterans group…
Does My Addiction to Dharma & Greg Reruns Qualify?
I’ve built up a certain amount of respect for the Finnish Army over the years. They…
Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable
Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando” Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist…
Sucks to be a Sophomore
As if we all needed another reason to hate Duke. All incoming freshman at Duke University…
A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv
It looks like I’ll be putting up Martha Stewart for a few months. Okay, not just…
Wounded Duck
There’s a picture in the latest issue of Newsweek showing John Kerry playfully tossing a football…
From Right to Left
“Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism,” a new film documentary, aims to prove that Fox News…
Backhanded Condiments
In one of the most devestating blows to non-partisan politics in the last few minutes, a…
The End All Be All
“The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a law meant to punish pornographers who peddle dirty pictures…
Sovereignty Surprise
[The Iraqi Governing Council is discussing how best to restore fresh water to certain remote areas…