Maury’s Main Squeeze
The most shocking revelation to come out of the whole Dan Rather-President Bush National Guard documentation scandal is that apparently […]
Recreational Boaters for Vague Generalities
Senator, can you or can you not confirm if you have ever sailed on a booze cruise?
Does My Addiction to Dharma & Greg Reruns Qualify?
It’s just as real as the boogie woogie flu or cooties.
Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable for Comment
The blurry intersection between former a-list movie stars and toned abs.
A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv
Next time, we’ll show you how to prepare toilet hooch with some common items you can find around your cell block.
From Right to Left
Other seemingly unanswerable questions: “The sky: are we sure it’s blue?”
Backhanded Condiments
Times were you could back any food-stuff regardless of your party affiliation based on the merits of their flavor.