Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Tingly Ted’s
And I miss the way you make my tongue feel and it’s real. We ate the hot wings over our napkins off the grill.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.
Salty Signs
There are more pretzel-related safety signs in Lancaster County than you would guess.
Bashing Stereotypes
Is there a stereotype about what kind of food police officers like to eat? I hadn’t heard.
Triple-Bypass Burger
Um, are you sure it’s legal to put this many fries into one paper bag?