Category: Food & Bev
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?
The Burden of Being Aquaman
It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Signs
Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year. Experts…
Bashing Stereotypes
In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are…
Triple-Bypass Burger
Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…
In Desparate Need of a Line Break
The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…