The Future is Now
It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.
10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G
I would love it if they just came out and said, “It’s just skinnier this year. That’s it.”
The Myth of Wii
The one where we get to selfishly relive our NES childhoods through our own kids.
Top 5 Signs You May Not Be My Newest Flickr Contact
I mean the real reason is that no one uses the site anymore, but I digress.
Ranzino.com is Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Please press one to be connected with my barber. It looks like you need a trim.
Dumbest… Technology… Ever.
A rage against the texting machine. This battle I will lose.
It’s “Wine Spectator” You Idiot
When your software thinks you’re an idiot, it’s time to buy new software.
