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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs

Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?

ranzino July 22, 2021

Absorbency to the Max

Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that second burrito 4. Rainforests […]

ranzino September 13, 2020

All the Chat That’s Fit to Moderately Disagree

High journalistic standards do not necessarily translate to the market research department.

ranzino September 11, 2020

Optimism Renewed

Thank you for being a weird friend.

ranzino January 30, 2020

You are a sign maker

Contractions are hard fam.

ranzino January 29, 2019

The Future is Now

It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.

ranzino January 4, 2019

You Won’t Believe What Happened Next…

Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.

ranzino May 19, 2016

The Burden of Being Aquaman

It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.

ranzino November 28, 2010

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Kids say the dumbest things.

ranzino September 25, 2010

10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning

A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.

ranzino September 21, 2010

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