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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

When It Starts to Hurt, The Q-Tip is in Too Far

Heed the wisdom of Chandler Bing.

ranzino August 3, 2004

Kraft Singles, My Ass

A quality grilled cheese is probably worth the risk.

ranzino July 22, 2004

Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable for Comment

The blurry intersection between former a-list movie stars and toned abs.

ranzino July 21, 2004

Sucks to be a Sophomore

As if Christian Laettner’s mere existence wasn’t enough.

ranzino July 21, 2004

It’s Outta Here!

All-star weekends ain’t what they used to be.

ranzino July 16, 2004

A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv

Next time, we’ll show you how to prepare toilet hooch with some common items you can find around your cell block.

ranzino July 16, 2004

Wounded Duck

Where politicians pretend they can do the sports.

ranzino July 15, 2004

From Right to Left

Other seemingly unanswerable questions: “The sky: are we sure it’s blue?”

ranzino July 13, 2004

I’m a Sandwich Artist

What to have for lunch is one of the most critical decisions you’ll make all day.

ranzino July 12, 2004

The Tube

I also don’t care for informercials.

ranzino July 12, 2004

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