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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

A Bone You Say? Why Yes That Would Be Lovely

“Excuse me sir, may I request that you scratch my undercarriage?”

ranzino February 17, 2005

Happy Birthday to…This

You smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

ranzino February 15, 2005

Saving Grace

We forgot to talk about Shelley Long. Justice for Diane!

ranzino February 4, 2005

That’s Why They Call it a Career ARC

I think they’re still trying to get that Jinx movie off the ground.

ranzino January 28, 2005

Can She Bake a Cherry Pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Taste so good, make a grown man cry.

ranzino January 24, 2005

Happy Inauguration Day!

It’s party time for the new guy… sorry. Same old guy.

ranzino January 20, 2005

Fun with Respiratory Disease

Nothing says “good times” quite like an aerosol medication!

ranzino January 19, 2005

I Spy With My Devout Eye

I’m still waiting on the Virgin Mary French Dip with au jus.

ranzino January 7, 2005

Confections with Attitudes

When even cookies are disappointed in the direction your life is headed.

ranzino January 4, 2005

Tango, Charlie, Blitzen, Echo, Donner, Over

Nothing says “America” quite like the crossover over of religious holiday traditions with an undercurrent of the military industrial complex.

ranzino December 24, 2004

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